About The Joke Page
The Jokes Page is all about taking a break from diabetes and looking at a heap of funny jokes sent in by Brave@Heart viewers. You can even add your own! Just send them in using the form below and they will be added to the page. Have fun!
(Please note that any rude or inappropriate jokes will not be submitted.)
(Please note that any rude or inappropriate jokes will not be submitted.)
Jokes!
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail says, ‘What the heck was that all about?’
- Submitted by Astrid
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids actually eat boogers.
- Submitted by Kaila
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
- Submitted by Astrid
Why did the jellybaby want to go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie!!!
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!
- Submitted by Shylah
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
- Submitted by Astrid
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
- Submitted by Theo
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- Submitted by Astrid
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
- Submitted by Astrid
A one dollar coin met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where have you been? I have not seen you around here much.” The twenty answered, “I have been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. How about you?” The one dollar coin said, “You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.”
- Submitted by Astrid
John has thirty-two candy bars. He eats 28. What does John have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
- Submitted by Maddy
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train goes 'Choo Choo', but a teacher says 'Spit that gum out!'
- Submitted by Declan
- Submitted by Astrid
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids actually eat boogers.
- Submitted by Kaila
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
- Submitted by Astrid
Why did the jellybaby want to go to school?
He wanted to be a smartie!!!
BEST JOKE EVER!!!!
- Submitted by Shylah
A boy asks his mother for breakfast. She says, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicks the chicken. He does the same with the cow and the pig. The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry. His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat. The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
- Submitted by Astrid
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
- Submitted by Theo
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- Submitted by Astrid
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
- Submitted by Astrid
A one dollar coin met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where have you been? I have not seen you around here much.” The twenty answered, “I have been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship. How about you?” The one dollar coin said, “You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.”
- Submitted by Astrid
John has thirty-two candy bars. He eats 28. What does John have?
Diabetes. John has diabetes.
- Submitted by Maddy
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train goes 'Choo Choo', but a teacher says 'Spit that gum out!'
- Submitted by Declan